has an amusing piece about some dumbass Christers claiming the story of Noah proves God put petroleum on earth because how else would the ark-builder have sealed up his giant pleasure boat? Obviously, some oil-derived substance had to have been used, else the ship would have leaked like a seive, right? Read it here: http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2008/01/let-there-be-light-crude
Again, science comes to the rescue, making fools out of these hapless hoots. We know that it took a very long time for oil to form. Most of it derives from the Cretacious Period, at least 65 million years ago. Boobical "scholars" believe Genesis recounts events that occurred 6,000 years ago. Once again, the impossibility of Booblical accuracy and the fly in the ointment of the "'God' created oil" theory, Noah and all.