Now who would have thought a pastor would be hiding a drug habit?
Under normal circumstances, my pat response would be, "Only his regular Saturday night gay hooker would have thought it."
I wonder if that applies here?
An excerpt from a blog post I wrote a couple of days ago seems apt here:
This is where I take comfort in knowing that I'm gay - blowjobs are more commonly used as a salutation than handshakes are used as hello. Yes, bodily fluids are shared with at least the same frequency as names are shared during introductions. And that's just in the classier megachurches during the more upscale republican fundraisers.
Actually..you're pretty close! Here's the addendum to the article...
(By the way: If you're thinking Wow, all this story needs is a stripper, guess what? Tims and his wife divorced in 2009 after he confessed to a one-year affair with a stripper. That's megachurch pastor bingo, right?)
Miss Cleo has nothing on me!
Yeah, but that doesn't get you the mega church with all of the free flowing (tax exempt) cash to spend on strippers and drugs!
Mega church pastor = Charm, charisma, and a Mcbible.