kleberg county's heaven-0

we can only imagine what other words would be eliminated.. if you cant say hell-o, what might the illuminati of kleberg tx come up with next? i wonder what they would do with shitake mushrooms?

http://unreasonablefaith.com/2009/06/18/texas-town-changes-greeting...

scary thing is... this is a town edict.

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Permalink Reply by Jared Lardo on June 27, 2009 at 6:28pm
They say "heaven-zero"? 'Cause that's totally what the title says.

How the hell do they pronounce that? I'd totally say it like "heh-VEN-o" otherwise it's just sound silly.
Permalink Reply by FreeThinker on June 27, 2009 at 7:41pm
Whatever happened to "Hi" (or the less formal "Hey")?
Permalink Reply by Bill E on June 28, 2009 at 9:34am
I like how the Finns handle greetings (my wife is Finnish). Hello is "hei" and goodbye is "hei hei".
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on July 1, 2009 at 5:23am
Is the rest of the Finnish language as sensible?
Permalink Reply by Bill E on July 1, 2009 at 11:26pm
Well, I'm still learning. My 3-year-old daughter is now way ahead of me and I'm quickly losing ground. However, what I've learned of it does seem logical. My wife says the hard part is initially learning the roots. After that, you just get to combine them in all sorts of patterned ways, which seems pretty logical to me. And spelling is totally phonetic (unlike our horrible, outdated English spelling system).
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on July 2, 2009 at 12:00am
Let's hear it for fonetik spelling!
Permalink Reply by Фелч Гроган on June 28, 2009 at 9:44am
Whatever happened to "Hi"

It was banned because of its blatant nazi overtones.
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on June 28, 2009 at 10:04am
Sanrio's "Hi Hitler" product line didn't do nearly as well as Hello Kitty.
Permalink Reply by Bill E on June 30, 2009 at 11:13pm
And there I was thinking it was the anti-marijuana cabal that was responsible, for heathen's sake.
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on July 1, 2009 at 12:10pm
That was truly educational.
Permalink Reply by mthoreau on June 28, 2009 at 2:06pm
Wow.........just......wow.
Permalink Reply by Joey on July 1, 2009 at 3:44am
Man I'm glad I don't live there. I reacted poorly enough to being served "Freedom Fries".
Without bothering to look, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess this is one of those towns absolutely no one wants to live in.

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