I'm impressed! The last time I saw photos of Jesus, he had long flowing locks. Damn hippie! Tonight I came home to this circular:
Jesus has really cleaned up his act. A goatee would be better, but hey, this is 2013 and full facial hair is in again. Plus, it's nicely trimmed, if full.
I remember reading somewhere, Jesus didn't really have the Tiny Tim hair style anyway. Something about, being a carpenter, the long hair was in danger of getting caught in his band saw or power drill and then he would need to miracle himself.
Not sure of his ethnicity - Alsatian maybe?
Well, at least everyone is smiling. They all have nice white teeth, too! Another of Jesus miracles, detailed in the book of Crest.
Probably not the response the mysterious visitors wanted. I wish they were here so I could discuss "Brad Pitt Jesus" with them. He's much sexier than he was before his make-over.
Maybe next time. I always think of the best thing to say hours, even days, later anyway.
I wonder what he's so turned on about - wearing those thorns gets him aroused? He's into S+M?
Punk Rock Jesus? No- that's definitely a teen idol pic. Reminds me of when i'd moon over David Cassidy in something akin to religious worship.
I hope you all took proper anti-bear measures.
The new poster child for "Just for Men"? Now that's a saviour I can follow! Haha
There seems to be a discrepancy, here...
I love a lot of the comments you got! Thanks for the link.
Nice observation Sentinet, I almost missed that.
Great comments! He looks like an actor I can't name. Has a kinda gay prettiness/perfection. When did he have time to work out and develop such a hard body if he was busy preaching? These Christian idiots have been depicting Jesus in their own image for centuries. Now it's health-club/gay-bar Jesus. Get real. He probably looked like Yassir Arafat.
These Christian idiots have been depicting Jesus in their own image for centuries.
It's an interesting comment. No one knows what Christ looked like (if there was any real person associated with that designation). Consequently they fabricate images of him just as they fabricate a personality for God. A woman once asked the biologist Haldane what he had learned about the personality of God from his work. He answered "He has an inordinate fondness for beetles." (There are several hundred thousand species of beetles.)
Thanks for the beetles quote. Love it!
It looks like JC got off the cross and just got vengence against the guy with the mallet before he could nail him with that last spike! And now JC is nailing the dude from behind! "I'll fill you with the holy spirit, all right!"