"Yes, not everyone thanks a deity for their survival and nobody should thank their god for a vicious tornado that wiped out so much of what people owned and even took lives, especially the lives of innocent children.
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After suffering yet another defeat at the hands of John Conor, the machines thought outside the box.
Upon discovering the true identity of John, which was Christian Bale, the machines formed a new battle plan.
By their logic, the rescue of Jesus Christ from the Roman empire would prevent the term "Christian" from ever coming into existence. and ergo, no Christians, no Christian Bale.
The Film Actors Guild was one step ahead of the machines though, they used the machines time-travel technology to send back their own answer, Roman-Bots.
Watch this epic struggle as the Roman-Bots attempt to prevent the future annihilation of the human race at the hands of the Christ-Bots, by ensuring that Jesus gets what's coming to him.
Get mechanically crucified this December.
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Spoiler alert!!!
Jesus Christ IS John Conor... played by Christian Bale.
... damn self fulfilling prophecies.
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Too bad Christians have a distaste for science... looks like robotics will remain in the hands of Atheists like myself.
Good thing too... I'm not so sure I could trust a co-worker who replaced Emergency-Stops / kill switches with "faith in god" or, "God won't let it kill me accidentally."
... come to think of it, I haven't come across any religious people in my field.
Huh...
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