Is the Elevator Kosher?

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Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on October 10, 2009 at 12:12pm

Judith, you can never, ever, ever, go wrong with chocolate chip.

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Permalink Reply by Jared Lardo on October 10, 2009 at 12:14pm

Fuck their absurd religion. Make the old folks take the stairs if they don't want to press a button.

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Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on October 10, 2009 at 12:18pm

Why does this fucking stupid angels-on-the-head-of-a-pin-type silliness piss me off so much? If they want to nitpick about whether their silly god wants them to push an elevator, button that's their problem. If pushing a fucking elevator button is work, what about wiping the ass after pooping? Shaking Mr. Pokey (who, fortunately has been appropriately trimmed) after peeing?

If these crazies want to argue about elevator buttons, that's really their problem.

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Permalink Reply by The Nerd on October 10, 2009 at 2:15pm

WORK, Physics: The transfer of energy from one physical system to another, especially the transfer of energy to a body by the application of a force that moves the body in the direction of the force. It is calculated as the product of the force and the distance through which the body moves and is expressed in joules, ergs, and foot-pounds.

They're breaking the sabbath simply by living.

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Permalink Reply by Jared Lardo on October 11, 2009 at 8:54pm

Yay physics!

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Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on October 10, 2009 at 5:19pm

Apparently the robbers weren't orthodox Jews then, I'll wager!

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Permalink Reply by Goz on October 11, 2009 at 8:02pm

Yeah,Ive read a good bit of that..Really disturbing.

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Permalink Reply by Marshall on October 11, 2009 at 5:52pm

Orthodox Judaism is just as wacked out as the craziest Christian/Mormon/Muslim belief.

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