If you were a God, what would you do to ahtiests?

Don't make the mistake of thinking on behalf of athiests, think like a God. There are no good gods. Be a little cruel to....................

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Permalink Reply by no0ne on May 20, 2009 at 6:42pm
yes! and smarties too!!
Permalink Reply by Wolf Martinus on May 20, 2009 at 3:13am
If I was a God…

well, there's no point in being one of those grumpy old desert gods like Jehova. No fun in that. Someone from the greek or norse pantheon would be nice. You know, having banquets with the other deities every other night and do some hunting in between.
Atheists? It's obvious I exist, so why give a flying frack about what they think? Perhaps I'll do some missionary work and personal revelation towards atheist women, I heard they're hot. ;-)
Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on May 21, 2009 at 10:04am
I agree - being a Norse god would be way more fun than Jehova.

And yes, all other things being equal I think atheism makes me way hotter.

:-P
Permalink Reply by no0ne on May 20, 2009 at 6:42pm
I wouldn't do anything cruel, because I wouldn't want to (and god isn't supposed to do anything bad)
Permalink Reply by Bill Ballard on May 20, 2009 at 7:17pm
If I was a god they'd be no atheists.I wouldn't have created any.I'd clearly let my creation see that I was real instead of hiding in old myths.
Permalink Reply by Johnsky on May 20, 2009 at 10:11pm
Nice.

Simple, to the point, and delivers a good argument.


If god existed, and wanted us to believe in him... there'd be no Atheists.
I mean, come on, it's a god right? If a god can't get what it wants, then what can?
Permalink Reply by Nate on May 21, 2009 at 7:58am
I'd throw them a party.
Permalink Reply by mxyzptlk on May 21, 2009 at 11:35am
If I were god, presuming a Christian context, I'd make the atheists argue pointlessly with William Lane Craig and Alvin Plantinga for eternity.

But if I were god, presuming a Christian context, I'd probably doom William Lane Craig and Alvin Plantinga to argue with atheists for eternity.

I just don't know of really irritating apologists for Islam, Hinduism, Judaism, or other religions.
Permalink Reply by Roy on May 22, 2009 at 12:18pm
Nothing. I am god, so why would it matter? It would not affect my existence or the reach of my absolute power. I would treat them with the same consideration most mortals treat a skin cell on the back of their arm: complete and undiluted disregard.
Permalink Reply by Brad on May 22, 2009 at 2:49pm
I'd take off my mask and apologize, by saying this was all a greedy venture of a few and the imagination of many... bye bye ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................feel free to wallow in Greeds fortune..................................................................................................................................

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