I tried to eat a bible once but it was too scrambled.
Great big globs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little tiny birdies feet
Fried eyeballs rolling down a dirty street
Darn, I forgot my spoon!
Only if you don't lubricate them.
If the female pirate looks like Rhonda Fleming, I sure would like to check out her booty.... AARRRRR !!
Don't know if I could shake pirate booty ... gold is HEAVY!!!