This one's been around for a while but some of you probably haven't seen it.

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas - No television -No nude women - No football - No pork chops - No hot dogs - No burgers - No beer - No bacon - Rags for clothes - Towels for hats - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower - More than one wife More than one mother in law - You can't shave - Your wife can't shave - You can't wash off the smell of donkey - You cook over burning camel shit - Your wife is picked by someone else for you - and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??

Well no shit Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse

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