Dead is merely not alive. At any given moment practically everybody is dead. It may not be fun, but it doesn't hurt.
The link i s on the post but it was from the Cheezburger network, your one stop shop for cat meme's.
The comments on Cheezburger are hilarious.
Yeah... and not too overwhelming a volume to read. I added my bit.
Mark Twain also said he was not alive for a very long time and didn't feel a thing.
Rather hard to feel anything without a working nervous system ... but you can't tell the christers that.