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Permalink Reply by Stephen Moore on October 1, 2009 at 11:02am

Do you dare look upon the following blasphemy?

He is God the Only; God the Indivisible; He gives not birth, nor is He begotten, and He is, in Himself, not dependent on anything.

If you can not bear to read such words, then avert your eyes from the following blasphemy, lest you be damned to Hell:

We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all that is, seen and unseen.

We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father, God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God, begotten, not made, of one Being with the Father; through him all things were made.

For us and for our salvation he came down from heaven, was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary and was made man.

For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate; he suffered death and was buried.

On the third day he rose again in accordance with the Scriptures; he ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father.

He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end.

We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life, who proceeds from the Father and the Son, who with the Father and the Son is worshipped and glorified, who has spoken through the prophets.

We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church.

We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.

We look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come.

Amen.

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Permalink Reply by Jared L Sheridan on October 2, 2009 at 2:02pm

Everyday is Blasphemy Day. Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick

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Permalink Reply by Goz on October 2, 2009 at 5:08pm

I cooked bubbles and squeak on that day so I could fart jeebus' name.

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Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on October 2, 2009 at 5:09pm

hahahaha! But did you make a recording?

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Permalink Reply by The Rock Collector on October 3, 2009 at 6:18pm

That's Goddamn right! ha haha. I love it.

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Permalink Reply by Peter Cordel on October 3, 2009 at 8:46pm

I am so sorry I missed Blasphemy Day. God Damn, I am sorry. If I had a cat I would have him read this on Blasphemy Eve.

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Permalink Reply by bstrds on January 27, 2010 at 2:22pm

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Permalink Reply by Freedom of Anonymity on January 27, 2010 at 9:42pm

Seriously?

Is this an official holiday?

Hrmmm, apparently I need a specialized calendar, just for godless "god damn" heathens ... I miss out on so much being a majority of one.

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