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From The Medina Post - Feb 2, 632 CE

"Muhammad was seen walking to the Sexy Sands porn shop while carrying a bottle whiskey and eating a ham and cheese sandwich."
Did he have his 9 year old wife with him?
No, women were not allowed to go porn shops.
I fart in your general direction! Your god was a hamster and your Jesus smelt of elderberries. No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
Loose Fur's The Ruling Class

he resurfaced on the sidewalk on my block the other day
yeah it's a fact, check it--sorry charlie honey he's back from LA
so son you better turn it around, yeah Christ is on his way across town
he was gettin tired of hangin around
yeah he's back jack, smokin crack, find him if you wanna get found

he's having supper with the upper management of a new regime
he's in a new jacket, tax bracket, sandals and a dark pair of jeans
he's got deductions right on down the line
dependent claims on all of my mankind
have no fear he's right here drinking beer just trying to get down

he resurfaced on the sidewalk on my block the other day
yeah it's a fact, check it--sorry charlie honey he's back from the grave
you better turn your frown upside down, yeah Christ is on his way across town
he was gettin tired of hangin around
yeah he's back jack, shootin smack, find him if you wanna get down
yeah he's back jack, smokin crack, find him if you wanna get found

The song's not overtly atheist, but I guess the image of Jesus "drinking beer, shootin smack and smokin crack" could qualify as slightly blasphemous.
If we're going to start talking music, here's one of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90-OjyjQsdI
(Tom Waits Chocolate Jesus)
We watched this in my creative writing class. I love it! =D
In the unlikely event I'm wrong, I detest your horrid god...and all his crooked prophets.

Happy Blasphemy Day!
Jesus H Motherfucking Christ in a bucket of his own cum! Today is Blasphemy Day? I had no idea.
I never figured out what the H in Jesus's name stands for. The Bible doesn't say.

Jesus "Hammer Time" Christ?
Too bad he was probably gay.

Can't touch that!

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