PROOF #1
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified.


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Nice one!
And which of them died on the cross for our sins?
This is a modern church, like an evangelical church, they don't die on the cross, they all get filthy rich before falling out of favour via some previously denounced indiscretion.
The great Google is not constrained by your " Science" . NOMA! NOMA! :)
Our Google, who art in California,
Hallowed be thy Server.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy search be done,
On earth as it is in California.
Give us this day our daily hits.
And forgive us our Yahoo!ing,
As we forgive those who Yahoo! against us.
And lead us not into false sites,
But deliver us from spam.
[For thine is the Internet,
and the search engine, and the glory,
for ever and ever.]
Amen.
LOL!

Because I've never been to church I can't hear the words "Our Father, Who art in Heaven..." without it falling straight into the Sister Janet Mead version. DG's lyrics fit well. I think we've just come up with the first Church of Google hymm.

Warning, pressing play may cause your blood to run cold.

Giddy up Sister Janet you horn bag!
That's nothing compared to Felch's post.
I didn't know this Mrs Miller - she's amazing, but imo Florence Jenkins is still the best.
Frickin' great. I love the quote: "People may say I can't sing, but no one can ever say I didn't sing." But still, Mrs. Miller is really, really hard to beat.
Seriously, you can't beat that.
It sounds like someone is chocking a songbird to death.
This is hysterical!!! Thanks!

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