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God told me to talk to you
I was at the library the other day and I noticed this woman was staring at me. I stared at her until she looked away. A few minutes later she plopped her butt in the chair across from me and said, "God told me to talk to you."
I told her that I did not hear a damn thing, I saw no burning bush and if she wanted to talk to me, the proper protocol was to introduce herself and ask my permission to bother me and I also told her that she and her kind are rude and very disrespectful.
She tried to introduce herself. I told her too late and get up before I put my foot up her butt so far that the twelve disciples will have to open up their mouths to dust the bottom of my shoe off.
The whole section busted out laughing.
Some nerve
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Permalink Reply by Phil Smith on -
We must all remember; One is never alone with schitsophrenia.
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Permalink Reply by Regina Goodwin on -
ROFLMAO
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Permalink Reply by Prog Rock Girl on -
My first thought was bipolar. People in a manic episode can have what they think are spiritual revelations, and can be unaware of social boundaries.
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Permalink Reply by Ricky Watson on -
Hell yeah! lol very nice.
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Permalink Reply by Mike on -
A good reply would be "Wow! Amazing! Just this morning god told me that a woman would come up to me and say just that very same thing! He also said that you would show your love for him by happily giving me the title to your car!"
;)
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Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on -
To really piss her off.
"Wow! Amazing! Just this morning god told me that a woman would come up to me and say just that very same thing! He also said ...she should fall to her knees and kiss my ass."
Although the car would be more practical choice.
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Permalink Reply by Regina Goodwin on
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LOL
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Permalink Reply by FreeThinker on -
"That's funny, Satan told me to talk to you"
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Permalink Reply by Humble Pie on
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Oh, I love this one! XD
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Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on
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God spoke to me and said, "Those who believe I'm talking to them are fucking nuts"
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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on -
Ya know ... if god was so hot to get the word to me, Why Does He Need YOU? Why Didn't He Talk To Me Directly?!?
Ego and the proselytizing christian ... gotta love it [no, not really]
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Permalink Reply by Roger B. on -
That's hilarious. Did you think of that on the spot, or was it something you've thought of before? Either way, very creative.
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