Funny T-Shirt

I saw this T-shirt in the evolvefish.com website and thought I'd share its funny message (though we all know atheism shouldn't TECHNICALLY be included in this list of 'religions')...credit goes to the t-shirt designer so I don't mean to infringe on anybody's creative ideas...sharing is caring!

THE RELIGIONS

Taoism:  Sh*t Happens

Hinduism:  This sh*t happened before

Confucianism:  Confucius say: Sh*t happens

Buddhism:  It is only the illusion of sh*t happening

Zen:  What is the sound of sh*t happening?

Islam:  If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah

Jehovah's Witnesses: "Knock, Knock: Sh*t Happens

Atheism:  There is no such thing as sh*t

Agnosticism:  Maybe sh*t happens and maybe it doesn't

Protestantism: Sh*t won't happen if I work harder

Catholicism: If sh*t happens, I deserve it

Judaism: Why does sh*t always happen to me?

Televangelism: Send money or sh*t will happen to you

Rastafarian:  Smoke that sh*t

Personally, I couldn't see wearing that shirt because it would take such a long time for other people to read it that I'd feel awkward and uncomfortable with all the staring at my frontal region...ha ha.  But it's clever!