The top 15 fundi quotes of the wek.  My favorite is.

 

"No, God’s Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God’s Penis was the same as man’s penis. Obviously it wouldn’t be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it’s not the same as man’s corrupted, fleshy one.
As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms.
Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis.
You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man’s penis onto God – which is exactly what you are doing. God’s Penis is not equal to man’s penis. It’s really not hard to understand. 

 It's not??

These quotes are the quintessence of stupidly

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Wow, what was the context of that one even? And I want to know what other purposes there are for penises besides sex and peeing. Jokes? Cat toys? Piercings?
You forgot the #1 purpose for penises: penis jokes. The world would be a much dimmer place without them.
Yes Jaume.Im picking it would likely be a bit of balls-up really
Maybe the ruler industry would also take a dive without penises.
Ruler and rubber.
And you can't forget penis pumps and cockrings!
Now that I think about it... Judging by the amount of spam I get in the maibox daily, Viagra production has to be the largest employing industry in the world today. I have mixed feeling about this: on one hand I wish I could use my magical wand to have every penis magically disappear, yet I don't want half the world out of job at once (hand- or otherwise.)
Won't someone think of the penis-enlargment industry!
If these are thoughts they post for everyone to see what is actually going on inside their heads?
After some consideration I've decided I really don't want to know. As to their penis - probably has been out of work for a prolonged period of time.
Say whaaaaa??????
Scroll down a bit from the one you quoted and you wind up with THIS wonderful Yogi-ism:

When you play with fire, there is a 50/50 chance something will go wrong, and nine times out of ten it does.

I read that one and the rest, and it's all I can do to keep my breakfast down! Utterly unbe-fraggin'-lievable!
Also my favorite. It deserves to be quoted again and again.

Speaking of yogi-isms, once a religious nut challenged me to "prove my lies". Precious!

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