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Euphemisms for masturbation
At Mihai's suggestion.
Please do not post links to some giant page full of expressions. This is audience participation, and links (or entire webpages copied-and-pasted) just kill the conversation.
I'll go first with some expressions for female masturbation.
Jilling off.
Feeding the bearded clam.
Pearl fishing.
Please do not post links to some giant page full of expressions. This is audience participation, and links (or entire webpages copied-and-pasted) just kill the conversation.
I'll go first with some expressions for female masturbation.
Jilling off.
Feeding the bearded clam.
Pearl fishing.
Tags: euphemisms for masturbation, masturbation, self-gratification
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on -
Crude?
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Permalink Reply by Jason Spicer on -
Transcending oneself.
Transcendental Manipulation(TM).
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Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on
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Heh. Thanks Jason.
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Permalink Reply by Zero_6ix on -
Jerkin the gerkin
Voting O'Donnell
Playing pocket pool
Waxing less poetic
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Permalink Reply by Janelle Campbell on -
Doin' the Han Solo, and since this is an atheist forum how bout' "Pat the Robertson"..oh my
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Permalink Reply by Jason Spicer on
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"Pat the Robertson"
Brilliant. And so very disturbing.
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Permalink Reply by Dustin Martin on -
Taming the dragan
Waxing the surfboard
I don't know if those have been said yet, but the newest and funniest is fap and or fapping.
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Permalink Reply by Goodie Faithless on -
Greasing the bat, slammin the ham, spanking the frank, auditioning the finger puppets, and unbuttoning the fur coat.
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