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Dude Nipples

What is the old school explanation for nipple on males?

Chromosomes are a relatively new discovery as the world goes and everything else has a well known debunked theory.

I'm sure it came up, they are pretty prominent on the body and somewhere, someone would have wondered what the hell they are for and made up a story to go along with them.

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Permalink Reply by Grace Fitzpatrick on July 27, 2010 at 8:01pm

Through hormone treatments or manual stimulation.

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Permalink Reply by Joe Fausnight on July 27, 2010 at 7:32pm

God created man in his own image, ergo, God has nipples. Eve was taken from Adam's rib (near the nipple) and so she has nipples, which come in useful because they happen to be placed right where the milk comes out, so a baby has something to latch onto. Wow- intelligent design!
I have to wonder, is God circumsized?

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Permalink Reply by Jezzy on July 27, 2010 at 7:33pm

Who cares? He's hung like a horse.

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Permalink Reply by Atheist Exile on August 12, 2010 at 2:08am

Overstrike, overstrike. Revise, delete.

Oh, never mind!

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Permalink Reply by Louis on July 29, 2010 at 2:51am

Probably another "stamp of our lowly origin." Perhaps whatever function they have now is different from the function they served at the stage of our earliest hermaphroditic ancestor.