Don't laugh, it's called Typing in Tongues

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Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on September 1, 2011 at 1:27pm

What a riot!  I thought my typing was bad because I have fat fingers.  Now I know they are infused with the holy spirit! asd;lmkfaerwo;itnh!!!!  gesundheit!

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Permalink Reply by mojo5501 on September 1, 2011 at 8:26pm

But each of those indecipherable messages MEANS something....something IMPORTANT.  The Lord is trying to tell us something....get out the holy decoder ring of Jesus and get crackin'.   I'm waiting to hear the inspirational message.......

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Permalink Reply by Pat on September 1, 2011 at 8:50pm

Mojo, is that like the Little Orphan Annie decoder ring in A Christmas Story.?  "Drink your Ovaltine"  Although, I think in this case, "NDHDIUBGUGTRUCGNRTUGTIGRTIGRGBNRDRGNGGJNRIC" is what she was saying when her good christian ex-husband was beating the shit out of her in a public parking lot.  Nothing like a "family values" ministry!

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Permalink Reply by mojo5501 on September 1, 2011 at 9:05pm

Exactly Pat.

 

Family values: Have you threatened your child with eternal damnation today?

 

Speaking of frightening children, wouldn't the experience of seeing mom and dad speaking in tongues be scary and unsettling for the young ones?  Or is it entertaining and somehow "inspirational"...I don't get it.  It sounds a lot like demon possession to me so how can a good Christian tell the DIFFERENCE?  Can't Satan fake out the congregation and PRETEND to be a force of all that's good and holy?  All for a good devilish laugh?

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Permalink Reply by Pat on September 1, 2011 at 9:20pm

Well mojo, my personal opinion is that RFSCNGUGHURGVHKTGHDKUNHSTNSVHGN.  Agghhhhhh! The juju spirits are in me and there's no pigs around to cast them into!!!!!  Lordy Jesus.  I'm seeing the spirits comin' for to take me away!!! Oh wait.  Sorry. It was that bad bottle of cheap rum I've been into all night. Be gone Satan, oh great deceiver (and sponsor of some cool Halloween parties)  Wooga Wooga Wooga.  Now, slip me another cuba libre.

I think the ole' Rev may have been hitting the communion wine a little to hard when she got on FB.   

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Permalink Reply by mojo5501 on September 2, 2011 at 1:41pm

Wooga Wooga right back at ya.

 

I agree, I think somebody is getting a little carried away with the "spirits".

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Permalink Reply by FreeThinker on September 1, 2011 at 9:08pm

That wasn't typing in tongues...that's just where his cat walked across the keyboard. 

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Permalink Reply by Steph S. on September 1, 2011 at 9:53pm

That's a good one!  Funny!

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Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on September 1, 2011 at 10:03pm

Oh man, that's funny!

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Permalink Reply by Grinning Cat on September 2, 2011 at 11:17am

Cats on keyboards sometimes lead to good results...

 

A harpsichord piece by Scarlatti was called "The Cat's Fugue" because its random-sounding opening theme was supposedly suggested by his kitty walking across the keys.

 

And sometimes not... maybe the Rev needed Pawsense, "catproofing" software which detects and blocks "cat-like typing" on your computer.

 

 

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Permalink Reply by mojo5501 on September 2, 2011 at 1:49pm

Wow....somebody actually came up with a way to 'catproof' their keyboard? Amazing.

 

That photo worries me, however....I think blondie up there is going to get a face-full of claws any second now.  The cat is definitely ready to pounce!  Crawl away blondie, crawl away while you still can.

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Permalink Reply by Phil Smith on October 29, 2011 at 4:53am

A Cat! DO YOU MEAN HIS FAMILIAR.

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