Do you need GOD? Take the test and find out

Just came across this "test" you can take to find out if you need god. Just thought it would be a fun exercise to see how you would score..enjoy with sarcasm I know I did. And yes, I am going to hell. I'll see you all there.

http://www.needgod.com/

"Becoming a Christian is the most incredible event that will ever take place in your life. You have found peace with your Creator. You have found everlasting life! Be assured--God will never leave you nor forsake you. He has brought you this far and He will complete the wonderful work He has begun in you. God knows your every thought, your every care and your deepest concerns."

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Permalink Reply by Rev Hellbound Alleee on April 22, 2009 at 10:14pm
Who here thinks everyone gets the exact same results?
Permalink Reply by Buffy on April 25, 2009 at 1:03am
What a crock that is. Essentially it's telling you no matter how good a person you are you're dogsh*t if you don't kowtow to the imaginary sky fairy. Spend your entire life serving the poor, and leave whatever money you have left to charity, but it's nothing if you don't worship an imaginary friend--and the right one at that.

Sadly those idiots don't even realize how bigoted and hateful they are peddling that shlock.
Permalink Reply by Tedster on April 26, 2009 at 3:03am
Perhaps you feel safe because you don't believe in Hell. This can be likened to standing in the middle of a busy highway and shouting, "I don't believe in trucks!" Your belief or disbelief in trucks will not change reality.

Ha! I can see and hear trucks, so what kind of analogy is that?

The same applies in this situation. Your disbelief in Hell will not cause it to cease to exist. God has given us HIS WORD on the existence and purpose of Hell... LOOK HERE to see what God says in the Bible about Hell.

Maybe I should have a picture of a truck on my altar.
Permalink Reply by Kingsley on April 27, 2009 at 4:21pm
I'm quite relaxed about them consigning me to hell.

At least I can spend eternity catching up with old friends! :D
Permalink Reply by Angie Jackson on April 27, 2009 at 6:58pm
bwah haha ha! It asked if I'd sell an eye for a million dollars. Since I'm a month late on rent the "of course not!" that followed was a FAIL. At this point, I'd probably sell an eye for a half mil.
Permalink Reply by Karl on April 29, 2009 at 1:34am
Apparently I am a hell bound boy ;-)
Permalink Reply by FreeThinker on April 29, 2009 at 5:46am
If you are an atheist, are you technically breaking the first commandment? After all, it just says "Thou shalt have no other gods before me". I don't worship any other gods either, so does that count as breaking the commandment?
Permalink Reply by Michael Lange on March 2, 2010 at 2:19pm
Guess I'm burning in hell too. But to my defense, the choices of buttons durning the test lacked some of my obvious choices!

So, I went out and registered "lackgod.com" to put my own test on. Anyone have suggestions on how I should proceed? This should be fun...
Permalink Reply by Warren on March 2, 2010 at 2:49pm
Funny. I answered the questions as if I was a perfect Christian and it still has the same message. You are guilty and going to hell.

Oh well... haha
Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on March 2, 2010 at 3:16pm
Yet another dogma-driven site with about as much original thinking as ... merde, what am I saying? Since when is there even the slightest measure of original thought in any such site as that?

I'm with The Nerd on this one ... though not only do I want a "No, I Shouldn't" button, a "BLOW ME" button would also be most apropos.

Postscript: Can't help but notice they don't provide any mechanism for feedback ... NOT that they'd listen, but....
Permalink Reply by Todd Draper on March 2, 2010 at 11:27pm
"Since heat rises, Heaven may actually be hotter than Hell." - Steven Wright

Dress warm, everyone! hahaha
Permalink Reply by Ally on March 3, 2010 at 2:14pm
Dre, what a hilarious idea!
thanks for the laugh!
Like most my result was "you should be concerned about going to hell!"
I love how it said giving to charity is a good thing to do but "it doesn't impress god!"
Lots of LOLs

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