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Do you need GOD? Take the test and find out

Just came across this "test" you can take to find out if you need god. Just thought it would be a fun exercise to see how you would score..enjoy with sarcasm I know I did. And yes, I am going to hell. I'll see you all there.

http://www.needgod.com/

"Becoming a Christian is the most incredible event that will ever take place in your life. You have found peace with your Creator. You have found everlasting life! Be assured--God will never leave you nor forsake you. He has brought you this far and He will complete the wonderful work He has begun in you. God knows your every thought, your every care and your deepest concerns."

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Permalink Reply by mthoreau on April 20, 2009 at 2:12pm

Ha! I laughed my ass off.

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Permalink Reply by Richard Healy on April 20, 2009 at 2:19pm

Result!

>>It has already been established that you would be guilty of breaking His commandments. Even if you were able to perfectly keep 9 of the commandments for your entire life -- you have broken the first commandment (Question #8). The First of the Ten Commandments is "You shall have no other gods before me." That means that we should love God with all of our heart, mind, soul and strength. The Bible tells us that no one has kept this commandment (see Psalm 14:2-3).

That, Mr Anderson...is the sound of...inevitability.....

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Permalink Reply by Eduardo on April 21, 2009 at 8:19pm

I looked for that button too but I couldn't find it.

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Permalink Reply by River Otter on April 21, 2009 at 11:21am

According to the test, I'm Hellbound, and everyone I have ever met are either there, on their way there, or right behind me.

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Permalink Reply by Goz on April 24, 2009 at 7:25pm

Same here,,but I figured as much.
And people really take this stuff seriously,don't they.

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Permalink Reply by Jennifer W on April 21, 2009 at 7:50pm

"Perhaps you feel safe because you don't believe in Hell. This can be likened to standing in the middle of a busy highway and shouting, "I don't believe in trucks!" Your belief or disbelief in trucks will not change reality. The same applies in this situation. Your disbelief in Hell will not cause it to cease to exist. "

I can't believe that they successfully proved that there was a hell!! The hell to truck reference did it for me!!! I think I'll like Hell.

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Permalink Reply by Brenda on April 21, 2009 at 8:02pm

er, I actually thought this test was a spoof on christianity, until I got to the end. Hmmmm, these folks are serious?really? I have to beleive that MOST christians don't beleive this nonsense....otherwise, the world just became a scarier place to live - nutcases everywhere....

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Permalink Reply by Eli on April 21, 2009 at 10:21pm

Yeah, it's Living Waters Ministry, good ol' Ray Comfort and "Way of the Master" and all that, pretty tired stuff really. Really only works on getting a minority of milquetoast Christians to be "better" (in their skewed view) Christians...

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Permalink Reply by unholyroller on April 22, 2009 at 12:04am

Yep......looks like all us cool people are gonna go ta hell. Can't decide if the test is hilariously disgusting or disgustingly hilarious.

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Permalink Reply by Goz on March 3, 2010 at 10:16pm

Yes it is. Stopped at the bottom of page one about the first commandment cauise there was not a way I could answer it.

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Permalink Reply by Jennifer W on April 22, 2009 at 6:50am

You should be ashamed as an Atheist if you don't go to hell.

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Permalink Reply by PigDiesel on April 22, 2009 at 11:13am

I only have broken only five commandments? I must be doing it wrong. Guess I'll just go to hell with everybody else. I can bring the bean dip and Twister.