Okay, so I posted this somewhere else .. SO SUE ME! It's too much fun NOT to have out there!

[Loren revs up his best infomercial sales voice] NOW! You can make your own church signs, too at:

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

It won't slice, dice, or make Julienne fries, but it'll will take any text you want, blasphemous or not, and create a believable looking church sign for it! Just look at these marvelous examples:



And let's not forget:


That's right, folks, you can even use four-letter words and get away with it!

So don't delay, do it today! That's:

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

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Hahaha!

Yeah, I'm sure you tried to stop yourself from writing these.
WHO said you needed to help yourself?!?
Atti-CA! Atti-CA! Atti-CA!
Would it be worth my time to sue you? Stocks and bonds? MacMansion?
Okay, let's try THIS one:


So who here remembers the old Burma-Shave signs?
I do!!
They DON'T?!? NAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!
And of course, let's not forget our dis-honored dead, courtesy of the Tombstone Generator:

It's good thing I had already put my coffee down ...
THAT ... was the idea, Glenn! [grin!]

!fooW, fooW

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