Okay, so I posted this somewhere else .. SO SUE ME! It's too much fun NOT to have out there!

[Loren revs up his best infomercial sales voice] NOW! You can make your own church signs, too at:

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

It won't slice, dice, or make Julienne fries, but it'll will take any text you want, blasphemous or not, and create a believable looking church sign for it! Just look at these marvelous examples:



And let's not forget:


That's right, folks, you can even use four-letter words and get away with it!

So don't delay, do it today! That's:

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

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So that's where the Christian fish symbol, the ΙΧΘΥΣ "ichthus" inscription, Catholics eating fish on Fridays, and so on and so forth, come from! All this time we've been misreading the deity's name! (Intentionally, or just for the halibut?)

Snopes.com reported on the argument that supposedly took place on two churches' signs, starting with "All dogs go to heaven" and "Only humans go to heaven; read the bible". Both "churches" were in fact two of the default styles of the church sign maker!

I think that same sequence was posted elsewhere on here some years back.  It was a hoot back then and it remains a hoot now!

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