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Okay, so I posted this somewhere else .. SO SUE ME! It's too much fun NOT to have out there!

[Loren revs up his best infomercial sales voice] NOW! You can make your own church signs, too at:

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

It won't slice, dice, or make Julienne fries, but it'll will take any text you want, blasphemous or not, and create a believable looking church sign for it! Just look at these marvelous examples:



And let's not forget:


That's right, folks, you can even use four-letter words and get away with it!

So don't delay, do it today! That's:

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

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Good one MB.  I'm saving.

I was driving with a near-and-dear friend past one of these sorts of message boards.  It read: "HOW WOULD JESUS DRIVE?"

Dear Friend read it, looked at me with knitted brow and said,  "With a really big steering wheel?"

Surely he'd only need the 5 wood.

He might take a tip from Bagger Vance and try the "spoon" ... but I don't know if those two talk at all!

Hahahahaha!

Loren, Great stuff.  Most church signs are almost parodies themselves, e.g., (actual sighting) SEND GOD A KNEE-MAIL.

Here are some actually church signs.





Funny Jim.

Thanks for posting this Loren!  :)

My pleasure, Melinda.  It's fun stuff!

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