"Yes, not everyone thanks a deity for their survival and nobody should thank their god for a vicious tornado that wiped out so much of what people owned and even took lives, especially the lives of innocent children.
Brandi Amari Williams"
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Okay, so I posted this somewhere else .. SO SUE ME! It's too much fun NOT to have out there!
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It won't slice, dice, or make Julienne fries, but it'll will take any text you want, blasphemous or not, and create a believable looking church sign for it! Just look at these marvelous examples:
And let's not forget:
That's right, folks, you can even use four-letter words and get away with it!
So don't delay, do it today! That's:
http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/
[Loren revs up his best infomercial sales voice] NOW! You can make your own church signs, too at:
http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/
It won't slice, dice, or make Julienne fries, but it'll will take any text you want, blasphemous or not, and create a believable looking church sign for it! Just look at these marvelous examples:
And let's not forget:
That's right, folks, you can even use four-letter words and get away with it!
So don't delay, do it today! That's:
http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/
Tags: Church Signs, website
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Permalink Reply by Idaho Spud on -
Good one MB. I'm saving.
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Permalink Reply by Timmie on -
I was driving with a near-and-dear friend past one of these sorts of message boards. It read: "HOW WOULD JESUS DRIVE?"
Dear Friend read it, looked at me with knitted brow and said, "With a really big steering wheel?"
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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on -
He might take a tip from Bagger Vance and try the "spoon" ... but I don't know if those two talk at all!
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Permalink Reply by Alan Perlman on -
Loren, Great stuff. Most church signs are almost parodies themselves, e.g., (actual sighting) SEND GOD A KNEE-MAIL.
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Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on
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Permalink Reply by Idaho Spud on
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Funny Jim.
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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on
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My pleasure, Melinda. It's fun stuff!
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