Good one MB. I'm saving.
I was driving with a near-and-dear friend past one of these sorts of message boards. It read: "HOW WOULD JESUS DRIVE?"
Dear Friend read it, looked at me with knitted brow and said, "With a really big steering wheel?"
Surely he'd only need the 5 wood.
He might take a tip from Bagger Vance and try the "spoon" ... but I don't know if those two talk at all!
Loren, Great stuff. Most church signs are almost parodies themselves, e.g., (actual sighting) SEND GOD A KNEE-MAIL.
Thanks for posting this Loren! :)
My pleasure, Melinda. It's fun stuff!