Do It Yourself Church Signs!

Okay, so I posted this somewhere else .. SO SUE ME! It's too much fun NOT to have out there!

[Loren revs up his best infomercial sales voice] NOW! You can make your own church signs, too at:

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

It won't slice, dice, or make Julienne fries, but it'll will take any text you want, blasphemous or not, and create a believable looking church sign for it! Just look at these marvelous examples:



And let's not forget:


That's right, folks, you can even use four-letter words and get away with it!

So don't delay, do it today! That's:

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

Tags: Church Signs, website

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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on November 26, 2009 at 11:53am
!fooW, fooW
Permalink Reply by Grinning Cat on January 30, 2013 at 1:34pm

<grin!>

I still like Humble Pie's retort to "you won't miss your pets in heaven because you'll have God":

Pish posh!  Like any "god" could be half as good as the cat sitting in my lap as I am typing this.  Is "god" going to sit in my lap and purr as I type?  ;)

Permalink Reply by Lisa Caldwell on November 26, 2009 at 1:19pm
OMG - this is awesome :)
Permalink Reply by Future on January 30, 2013 at 9:02am

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 30, 2013 at 9:45am

Ooooo, bomber jackets!  Are those the ones with the C-4 lining?

Permalink Reply by Larry Taylor on January 30, 2013 at 9:25pm

That is hilarious!!

Permalink Reply by Pat on January 30, 2013 at 9:26am

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 30, 2013 at 9:46am

Yeah ... so much for the date reckoning, too!  I mean really - Jesus was born four years before Jesus was born?

Permalink Reply by Idaho Spud on January 30, 2013 at 1:37pm

Thanks for the excellent site Loren.

Permalink Reply by Grinning Cat on January 30, 2013 at 1:54pm

A RELIGION WITHOUT A GOD IS LIKE A FISH WITHOUT A BICYCLE [fictitious sign for Parkside Humanists created at says-it.com]

Permalink Reply by MB on January 30, 2013 at 4:55pm

This is fun! Glad to see there is a WBC generator too.

MB

Permalink Reply by Grinning Cat on January 30, 2013 at 9:43pm

LOL! Sounds like their religious axiom, indeed!

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