"Yes, not everyone thanks a deity for their survival and nobody should thank their god for a vicious tornado that wiped out so much of what people owned and even took lives, especially the lives of innocent children.
Brandi Amari Williams"
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Okay, so I posted this somewhere else .. SO SUE ME! It's too much fun NOT to have out there!
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[Loren revs up his best infomercial sales voice] NOW! You can make your own church signs, too at:
http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/
It won't slice, dice, or make Julienne fries, but it'll will take any text you want, blasphemous or not, and create a believable looking church sign for it! Just look at these marvelous examples:
And let's not forget:
That's right, folks, you can even use four-letter words and get away with it!
So don't delay, do it today! That's:
http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/
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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on -
!fooW, fooW
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Permalink Reply by Grinning Cat on -
<grin!>
I still like Humble Pie's retort to "you won't miss your pets in heaven because you'll have God":
Pish posh! Like any "god" could be half as good as the cat sitting in my lap as I am typing this. Is "god" going to sit in my lap and purr as I type? ;)
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Permalink Reply by Lisa Caldwell on -
OMG - this is awesome :)
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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on
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Ooooo, bomber jackets! Are those the ones with the C-4 lining?
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Permalink Reply by Larry Taylor on -
That is hilarious!!
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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on
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Yeah ... so much for the date reckoning, too! I mean really - Jesus was born four years before Jesus was born?
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Permalink Reply by Idaho Spud on -
Thanks for the excellent site Loren.
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Permalink Reply by Grinning Cat on
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![A RELIGION WITHOUT A GOD IS LIKE A FISH WITHOUT A BICYCLE [fictitious sign for Parkside Humanists created at says-it.com]](http://api.ning.com:80/files/*sgMAQiTra0tBnCOjhULY95Wge-QPMwD04Fex2GavT16Bd6yH7nOhb4N3zowRqvs1QG6pVRcZJtTbA9T5S1E6rCeBROcblN8/religiongodfishbicycle.jpg)
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Permalink Reply by Grinning Cat on
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LOL! Sounds like their religious axiom, indeed!
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