I still like Humble Pie's retort to "you won't miss your pets in heaven because you'll have God":
Pish posh! Like any "god" could be half as good as the cat sitting in my lap as I am typing this. Is "god" going to sit in my lap and purr as I type? ;)
Ooooo, bomber jackets! Are those the ones with the C-4 lining?
That is hilarious!!
Yeah ... so much for the date reckoning, too! I mean really - Jesus was born four years before Jesus was born?
LOL! Sounds like their religious axiom, indeed!