Do It Yourself Church Signs!

Okay, so I posted this somewhere else .. SO SUE ME! It's too much fun NOT to have out there!

[Loren revs up his best infomercial sales voice] NOW! You can make your own church signs, too at:

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

It won't slice, dice, or make Julienne fries, but it'll will take any text you want, blasphemous or not, and create a believable looking church sign for it! Just look at these marvelous examples:



And let's not forget:


That's right, folks, you can even use four-letter words and get away with it!

So don't delay, do it today! That's:

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/

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Permalink Reply by David Miller on November 14, 2009 at 7:37pm
Dude that is awesome! How did you run across this? lol
Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on November 14, 2009 at 7:42pm
Someone sent me a JPEG of a sign (the second one in my collection here), with a saying something to the effect of:

Could someone just give Bush
a blow job so we can go ahead
and impeach him?

I also have a link to a tombstone generator, if you're interested!
Permalink Reply by OutlawGirl on November 14, 2009 at 7:55pm
Could someone please give
Bush a blow job so we can
go and impeach him?

I made it into a haiku for you~
Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on November 14, 2009 at 8:33pm
Could someone just give Bush
a blow job so we can go ahead
and impeach him?

Up until the election I had a bumper sticker that read that. Along with one that read:

"The only Bush I trust is my own."
Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on November 16, 2009 at 5:25am
Duane ... you need new writers! [grin!]
Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on November 14, 2009 at 8:39pm
Thanks! Here's mine:

Permalink Reply by Johnny on November 26, 2009 at 1:50pm
HAHA good one
Permalink Reply by Idaho Spud on January 30, 2013 at 1:15pm

I like!

Permalink Reply by Louis Davout on November 14, 2009 at 8:54pm

Permalink Reply by Louis Davout on November 14, 2009 at 8:58pm

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on November 15, 2009 at 2:40pm
Okay, a couple more, just for fun!


Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on November 15, 2009 at 7:35pm
I LIKE it!

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