Create a Quote (Pro-Atheism, Anti-Theism, or Maxim)

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Permalink Reply by Angie Jackson on August 12, 2009 at 1:17pm

It was in quote marks at least...

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Permalink Reply by Louis Davout on August 11, 2009 at 10:30am

"Did I hammer three nails or only 2?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Jesus?

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Permalink Reply by Louis Davout on August 11, 2009 at 10:30am

Salvation? We don't need no stinkin salvation.

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Permalink Reply by Louis Davout on August 11, 2009 at 10:31am

Jesus's love. I won't say I'm missing it Bob.

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Permalink Reply by Louis Davout on August 11, 2009 at 10:38am

So tell me, Jesus, is that a cross in your robe, or are you just happy to see me?

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Permalink Reply by Klaus Motan on August 11, 2009 at 8:29pm

Does Jesus exist, because the pope ruled out birth-control ?

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Permalink Reply by Ronin on August 18, 2009 at 11:52pm

A christian friend of mine was proselytizing and I could not help saying, "So, your invisible friend is better than all the others." He responded, very seriously, "But mine is real!" Not an original quote but goes to the delusional state of the truly religious.

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Permalink Reply by KenLoukinen on August 19, 2009 at 9:10am

"An enlightened christian is both an oxymoron and a regular moron" Ken Loukinen

"Motorcycle helmets should be made from the skulls of fundamentalists, is there
anything denser" Ken Loukinen

"If prayer worked, 911 would be a church hotline" Ken Loukinen

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Permalink Reply by Louis Davout on August 20, 2009 at 1:28pm

"If prayer worked, 911 would be a church hotline" Ken Loukinen

That one's great.

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Permalink Reply by NH Baritone on August 30, 2009 at 5:58am

I like the last one. (It would make a superb Saturday Night Live skit.)

But your first two are just ad hominem attacks that could easily be addressed back toward atheists. Ridiculing the belief (rather than the person) makes more headway. Most atheists, at least in the USA, were once believers, and most of us did not emerge from that abyss by considering ourselves, our friends, and our families thick-skulled morons.

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Permalink Reply by Edward Teach on November 19, 2009 at 9:53am

"Motorcycle helmets should be made from the skulls of fundamentalists, is there
anything denser"

Love it!

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Permalink Reply by Dre Smith on August 20, 2009 at 6:32pm

"Atheists after the Rapture-------FINALLY", now we can begin to build a society founded on reason.

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