If you agree not to pray in our schools, we won't think in your churches.
Um, these were already made, but they're wonderful anyway:
Only sheep need a shepard.
In the beginning man created god.
You keep believing, I'll be over there evolving.
Failing science class? Try religion instead!
Not exactly "snappy", but a great quote nonetheless.
"Which is more probable; that the laws of physics or the laws of nature be suspended, by the way in my favour, or that I'm under a misapprehension? Everyone has to ask themselves that question. That's if they saw it themselves. If they take it as a report, issued through and filtered through dozens of other non-eyewitnesses and corrupt texts down the years then I would think anyone who says that they think of the resurrection as an historic fact is advertising a willingness to believe in absolutely anything."
Oh, come on! Do we REALLY have to borrow from that douche bag O. J.?!?
Yeah ... except that O.J. got his ass handed to him in the civil suit that followed, never mind his stupidity after THAT.
Besides, god being vengeful may have been hot stuff with Cecil B. deMille 70 years ago, but in the age of Star Wars, it's just cheap special effects. Eventually, SOMEONE is going to be more interested in STEAK rather than sizzle ... eventually.
Knowledge destroys perfection...Perfect knowledge is a myth.
Wake up America Religion is bad for you and your children:
Christians make up 80% of the U.S. prison population
Atheist make of only 1%
Evangelists are kinda like The Who's 'Tommy' - deaf dumb and blind kids who sure play mean spinball'.
Of course I mean dumb in the politically incorrect sense. In the politically correct sense, it would be nice if they were. (Just got a sudden flash of evangelist trying to convert victim using only body language. There's a challenge for some wannabe stand-up!)