Life denied me Joel Osteen's BS. It gave me Fulton J Sheen's BS.
I remember Sheen, though only vaguely, as a television presence back in the day, some 50+ years ago. I suppose he may have been among the first television preachers, though nothing like what Pat Robertson became later. Doubtless, he came across as avuncular and benign, but there's no mistaking that his was one of the first feet in the door.