Hmmm, I read the text. Have these wafers undergone transubstantiation? The descriptive text doesn't mention it, and though some of the reviews imply that they are, indeed, Jesus, I would prefer to hear it from the manufacturer himself!
I wonder what the minimum required size it has to be to qualify for Jesus habitation.
I hear that they are making an organic version of the wafer. They are going to call it "I can't believe it is not Jesus".
"I once had a friend who said that she felt bad for people who believed that there was nothing after death. It was the first and only time I have ever been truly offended by a friend. I told her not to feel bad because there's nothing to water…"