Communion Wafers Anyone?

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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 17, 2010 at 7:13am

Do you prefer Chardonnay or Merlot?

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Permalink Reply by Johnsky on January 16, 2010 at 11:59pm

Wtf?

Did I read this right?

10 new from $12.22 5 used from $12.22

... half as many for the same price... USED?!

... you mean... they've already been put in someone's mouth?

No wonder plagues spread so easily during the religious eras... with retards like these, they might as well be bathing in sewage.

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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 17, 2010 at 6:48am

Hmmm, I read the text. Have these wafers undergone transubstantiation? The descriptive text doesn't mention it, and though some of the reviews imply that they are, indeed, Jesus, I would prefer to hear it from the manufacturer himself!

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Permalink Reply by John Daoust on January 17, 2010 at 9:12am

I think you have to do your own transubstantutions. You may want a different god than theirs.

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Permalink Reply by Фелч Гроган on January 17, 2010 at 9:08am

Perfect for aborted foetus hors d'œuvres.

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Permalink Reply by John Daoust on January 17, 2010 at 9:13am

Oh, gross.

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Permalink Reply by mrs kelligurl on January 17, 2010 at 10:13pm

eww, that's as gross as those placenta pate recipes on the net!!

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Permalink Reply by FreeThinker on January 17, 2010 at 9:48pm

Hey, now I can make some Christ Chex. I wonder if anyone has ever choked to death on a communion wafer.

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Permalink Reply by John Daoust on January 17, 2010 at 10:15pm

I wonder what the minimum required size it has to be to qualify for Jesus habitation.
I hear that they are making an organic version of the wafer. They are going to call it "I can't believe it is not Jesus".

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Permalink Reply by Boojum on January 18, 2010 at 1:03am

2, 4, 6, 8 time to transubstantiate!

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Permalink Reply by Rusty Gunn. on January 18, 2010 at 7:45am

I'm just die'n to try'm with some spinach dip.

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Permalink Reply by ungodlynews on January 18, 2010 at 7:46am

OK those reviews are LOL tears in my eyes funny! Thanks!

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