Churches offering Sunday $ervices for short attention spans (great comments at URL!)

aha! see!
"Eastern Orthodox churches also have no plans to abbreviate their services, which can top more than two hours each Sunday.

"Services are meant to be spiritual; they're meant to be sensory; that takes time," said James Carras, a member of St. Demetrios Greek Orthodox Church in Fort Lauderdale. "When I go to church, it takes a while to get into the zone, to let go of business or how the Dolphins are doing. The liturgy helps guide you into that zone."

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/palm-beach/delray-beach/fl-episcop...

no lie folks I noticed my first person w/sign waving 'drive thru prayer'

wether u do your jail I mean mass time long or short it's all a waste of precious time; in your one life to live..

ha~

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My Rosary

$0.99
Product Description
(And this isn't the only app for iPad/iPhone for catholics, either. Way ahead of everyone else, it seems).
 
Pray the Holy Rosary from your mobile phone or tablet.
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OMG Tony, the only thing missing from that app ad is

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When Ratzinger was elected Pope, they asked him what he wanted to change his name to. He ultimately settled on Benedict, but his first choice was EEL. He really wanted to be Pope Eel, the Pocket Fisherman.

Heh!

haaaa iprayer! neeegaaahhhh please

Church attendance is down so I guess they are having to be more creative.

aha! danger!


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