In case you haven't heard this one:

In the day of our beloved Lord Jesus, there stood a prostitute surrounded by the townspeople who were about to stone her.

The Lord Jesus says, "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."

Over the heads of the townsfolk a large stone flies, hitting the prostitute in the head causing her to fall to the ground.

Jesus turns to find the perpetrator, "MOM!!"

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of course not!
"Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah!"
Don't you mean "Jenova, Jenova, Jenova"?
I love it.
It's my Catholic (but atheist) father's joke. I'm glad you liked it.
Read this yesterday....still laughing my butt off. I love Robot Chicken.

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