Bushfires in Australia and Hypocritical Xians - (not safe for PC people) (NSFPC)

OK, so this may not go down well. But I got into this argument with a Christian last night on FB about how if we are a Xian country we should be looking to the bible for what to do.

Now it's clear that God is an arsonist. He did it Sodom and Gomorrah. He did it for a reason, and that was the sin of the people, be it gay or not.

So I argue, that since god needed a day off after making a simple universe at the ratio of 6:1 he must need other days off and thus since he needs rest, he must need sleep and thus he fell asleep with a cigarette and ashed on Victoria, Australia starting bushfires.
Whether it was accidental or deliberate, God did not send the great rain to put out the great fire, or if he did he sent it the week before in the wrong spot: Queensland.

Now, after Lot ran away from sodom or G, who remembers, he had his daughters, since he hadn't been able to sell them off to the visiting men who'd come asking for the angels for sexy times. The daughters had watched so much Bold and the Beautiful that they immediately got their father drunk and reproduced with him, shall we say.

Thus, the towns that burned down in Victoria should go down as an Old Testament reminder of Melbourne's sin. Catch the Fire ministries blame abortion. I think that gives the women way too much power. God never punishes anyone cos of what the weak sex does. Like they matter. I still like to rely on homosexuality and worshipping golden calves. And not keeping the Sabbath because Father needs his sunday rest.

For those of you who think I"m unspeakable to say such things about a national tragedy that no one saw coming, I"m hoping there is respite here. An old dear friend of me said of the "disaster porn", that "I live in the city. I know the risks - alienation, depression, pollution. But did Nicole Kidman come running when I had mastitis?"

My FB Xian friend who has a sense of humour, said that God doesn't smoke. whereas i think god smokes unfiltered camels and black cuban cigars all the time and if he gets sick well he just heals himself, but he wouldn't of course because he would see it coming.

It is now up to the people of Victoria to run away, not look back, since Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt, and start seducing their fathers as fast as possible. the bible wouldn't have it any other way.

This all started because said Xian's facebook status was "is praying for the bushfire victims." I said, WHY do you people always pray after? If you'd done ya praying last week, you could have saved a lot of problems.