I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
From Northern Sun (not in production yet, but you can vote on what may get made):
Would you rather be on Space Book or My Face?
The upper crust is nothing but a few crumbs stuck together with our dough.
For a bumpersticker: Not so close please, I'm not that kind of car.
Todays mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
I can't hear you over the bagpipes in my head.
From my personal collection: "Only a civil engineer would run a sewage pipeline through a recreation area"