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Bumper Sticker: "In Case of Rapture, This Car Will be Empty"

The driver's and passengers' heads already are. Graphic depiction of the Rupture:

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Permalink Reply by James M. Martin on July 27, 2012 at 10:36pm

Goes right along with the old fool who keeps telling his flock and commentators that the end of the world is nigh and yet it never happens, so he recalculates and says he forgot to take this or that into consideration so it will be such and such a new date. Better yet, when the Rapute happens, all of the bigots (especially evangelicals) are the ones who are "Left Behind." The inanity of it all is just simply stupefying. My heroes are George Carlin, Bill Maher, and every other comedian who has made fun of these fools. If we do not laugh at all the nonsense of the believers, we could go insane.

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Permalink Reply by Idaho Spud on July 28, 2012 at 8:14am

Thanks for reminding me James: "If we do not laugh at all the nonsense of the believers, we could go insane."

What's probably worse than insane, I get more depressed and discouraged if I don't laugh often enough.

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Permalink Reply by James M. Martin on July 29, 2012 at 9:45am

Hear! Hear! That is why we need more George Carlins and, for all his faults, Bill Mahers.

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Permalink Reply by Andy Reid on July 28, 2012 at 6:26pm

LoL, yea. I agree.

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Permalink Reply by Lillie on July 27, 2012 at 8:43pm

There are people who are offering to care for the pets left behind for a fee. Heck, I'll do it for free.

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Permalink Reply by booklover on July 28, 2012 at 9:23am

But have you seen the other bumper-sticker, "When the rapture comes, can I have your car?", lol.

And I totally agree James and Idaho Spud, if we didn't laugh at the ridiculousness of it all we might go insane or be depressed and discouraged.

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Permalink Reply by Edward Teach on July 28, 2012 at 9:31am

I am one atheist who hopes the rapture actually happens... The sooner they all disappear the better.

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Permalink Reply by Skeptic Tank on August 1, 2012 at 3:54pm

LOL! But I suspect that there are many who expect to go that way and will be --- LEFT BEHIND.

Oops.

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Permalink Reply by Skeptic Tank on August 1, 2012 at 3:53pm

Of course if the car is empty it will cause an accident perhaps killing innocent people. That bugger who was raptured broke one of the ten commandments. Off to hell you go.

I don't think I'd want to be raptured. I'm afraid of heights and the air is thinner up there too. I don't know how I'll breathe.

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Permalink Reply by jay H on August 1, 2012 at 6:33pm

"I am one atheist who hopes the rapture actually happens... The sooner they all disappear the better."

Depends on the car. I'm willing to stalk for a Morgan Plus 4.