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bit my tongue, but...

What's the BEST line you NEVER used on a Christian but wanted to REEELY bad...?

example:

My fundie ex-mother-in-law once handed me a "letter from God", it was a project their pastor had given them, to write a hypothetical letter from God to themselves, and what they imagined God would say to them and about them, what advice God would give, etc.

It was all pretty mundane stuff, hardly worth commenting on, but the first thought that entered my head (but did not pass my lips) was...

"For the creator of the universe, God can't spell worth a damn...."

Had to bite my tongue to keep from blurting that out...

--JJR

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Permalink Reply by FreeThinker on February 14, 2011 at 8:28pm

I was arguing with a Christian one day and she said "If there was no God, then nothing should exist. Where is this void?"

I almost replied "Between your ears", but I thought better of it.

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Permalink Reply by Jedi Wanderer on March 29, 2011 at 9:34am

niiiiiiice!

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Permalink Reply by Alona Naga on March 30, 2011 at 2:13am

damn that would've been good

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Permalink Reply by booklover on June 22, 2011 at 8:32pm

OMG THAT is a GREAT answer.

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Permalink Reply by Xanthe Wyse on July 9, 2011 at 6:57pm

love it!

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Permalink Reply by gillia tsai on November 7, 2011 at 12:13am

gooooooooooood one!

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Permalink Reply by George Hanson on March 29, 2011 at 8:05am

I 'resisted the urge just recently to tell my in-laws that "If they want me to believe in a god they will have to come up with something better than a dead jew on a stick"!!

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Permalink Reply by Wanda T on March 29, 2011 at 9:18am

This evoked such a powerful visual image that I laughed for a full five minutes. Glad I had finished my coffee by then or I'd have been cleaning it off my monitor screen!