The World’s Largest Coalition of Nontheists and Nontheist Communities!
Birthday Sentiment
One of the funniest birthday cards I've seen in a long time. A simple white card that looks like it was typed on an ancient typewriter with a bad ribbon gives the following sentiment,
You're one year closer to
Finding out if there really is
a god and heaven and angels and
shit or if worms are to
slowly eat your decomposing ass
while you rot in a box
eeesh . Good luck with that
Happy Birthday
Tags: birthday_card
Replies to This Discussion
-
Permalink Reply by Hidden in the crowd. on -
i only want those from now on ^^
-
Permalink Reply by Pat on -
I actually emailed this as a brithday greeting to my secretary and signed it, "Your Atheist Boss." She was laughing so hard she had tears coming out of her eyes.
-
Permalink Reply by Paul on -
I'm going to be embalmed with whiskey, the worms and I are going to have some fun down there.
-
Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on -
I'm going to be embalmed with whiskey
I guess I will be pre-embalmed for the most part.
-
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on -
I suppose being pre-embalmed would be better than a pre-frontal lobotomy.
-
Permalink Reply by Paul on
-
I'd rather have a bottle in front 'a me.
Thankyou, I'm here all week. Try the veal...
-
Permalink Reply by funk Q on -
I wonder how it'd be accepted if it was revised to become a sympathy card
You're dear one is now
Finding out if there really is
a god and heaven and angels and
shit or if worms are going to
slowly eat their decomposing ass
while they rot in a box
May this remain in your thoughts
Sincere sympathy
Happy face?
-
Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on
-
I doubt Hallmark will pick it up - just guessing of course.
-
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on
-
hahahaha! When the aliens come, I will not be suggesting you as an earth ambassador, pal.
-
Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on
-
Nor would I suggest a career as a funeral director. The happy face would not be tasteful.
-
Permalink Reply by Hidden in the crowd. on
-
Even if there is no lord in the sky
If there are no angels in heaven
No Nirvana, Heaven or Hell
"Name" Will never be forgotten
Sincere sympathy.
Support Nexus
Click to Buy Amazon items and help A|N
Advertisements
Latest Activity
- Top News
- Everything
Joan Denoo replied to James M. Martin's discussion Breitbart Group Claims "New Evidence" Hitler Was Gay in the group LGBTQI Nexus / Gay Atheists
The Flying Atheist replied to James M. Martin's discussion St. Anthony Falls Bridge, Minnesota in the group LGBTQI Nexus / Gay Atheists
Sentient Biped replied to Sentient Biped's discussion Origins of Religion in the Paleolithic Age in the group Getting ReligionSentient Biped replied to Sentient Biped's discussion Origins of Religion in the Paleolithic Age in the group Getting Religion
Loren Miller posted a videoWhy Call Him God?
When should an omnipotent, omniscient, benevolent Being be expected to do anything god-like? Here's our take on the subject.
© 2013 Atheist Nexus. All rights reserved. Admin: Brother Richard.
