Birthday Sentiment

One of the funniest birthday cards I've seen in a long time. A simple white card that looks like it was typed on an ancient typewriter with a bad ribbon gives the following sentiment,

 

You're one year closer to

Finding out if there really is

a god and heaven and angels and

shit or if worms are to

slowly eat your decomposing ass

while you rot in a box



eeesh . Good luck with that

Happy Birthday

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Permalink Reply by Hidden in the crowd. on August 25, 2010 at 2:20am
i only want those from now on ^^
Permalink Reply by Pat on August 27, 2010 at 3:47pm
I actually emailed this as a brithday greeting to my secretary and signed it, "Your Atheist Boss." She was laughing so hard she had tears coming out of her eyes.
Permalink Reply by Paul on August 27, 2010 at 5:59pm
I'm going to be embalmed with whiskey, the worms and I are going to have some fun down there.
Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on August 29, 2010 at 8:48am
I'm going to be embalmed with whiskey

I guess I will be pre-embalmed for the most part.
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on August 29, 2010 at 3:49pm
I suppose being pre-embalmed would be better than a pre-frontal lobotomy.
Permalink Reply by Paul on August 31, 2010 at 4:16pm
I'd rather have a bottle in front 'a me.

Thankyou, I'm here all week. Try the veal...
Permalink Reply by funk Q on August 27, 2010 at 6:27pm
I wonder how it'd be accepted if it was revised to become a sympathy card



You're dear one is now

Finding out if there really is

a god and heaven and angels and

shit or if worms are going to

slowly eat their decomposing ass

while they rot in a box



May this remain in your thoughts

Sincere sympathy


Happy face?
Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on August 29, 2010 at 11:43am
I doubt Hallmark will pick it up - just guessing of course.
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on August 29, 2010 at 3:48pm
hahahaha! When the aliens come, I will not be suggesting you as an earth ambassador, pal.
Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on August 29, 2010 at 8:06pm
Nor would I suggest a career as a funeral director. The happy face would not be tasteful.
Permalink Reply by Hidden in the crowd. on August 31, 2010 at 7:49pm
Even if there is no lord in the sky

If there are no angels in heaven

No Nirvana, Heaven or Hell

"Name" Will never be forgotten

Sincere sympathy.

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