Become an Ordained Minister free, in minutes!
Yes, my fellow atheists and assorted mouth-breathers, you can finally shed the sham and shame of atheism and begin enjoying the benefits of a better life in the garden of the Lord (the Christian one).
Universal Life Church of California, USA, can ordain you as a Minister right now
if you are ready to accept the Lord and do his bidding.
Are you ready, children? Can you handle it?? Chin up, chest out, and click on the link below, you'll be glad you did for all of eternity.