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Because There Is No God.

I thought this would be an interesting little forum game. Whether it will be more funny or depressing I can't say. I started thinking last night as I cleaned my room up for college, about my brother's suicide, and my devout Mormon mother in tears, asking why love was not enough. For me the answer was painfully simple. Because there is no God.

So pushing away all the nasty sad bits, I came up with this idea. Here's how it works: Name one reason you know that there is no God.

Example:

Seedless watermelons- because there is no God.

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Permalink Reply by Darrell Cadieux on August 15, 2010 at 4:42pm

Hello Aaron...Yes they are unpleasant...almost to the point of discusting. However...they are another reason..."There Is No God"! Many insects...particularly flys go through this "Puppa" stage in their development. This is embryonic evolution for insects in action. Get rid of your particular infestation but at the same time enjoy the fact that we NOW know what this is. You might google the genetics work of Dr. David Suzuki (another proud Canadian) about this area.
Cheers,
Darrell

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Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on August 16, 2010 at 10:50pm

Maggot Brain?

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Permalink Reply by Darrell Cadieux on August 15, 2010 at 10:03am

Because this guy exists: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A-cWrs5mwE&feature=player_embedded
There is no god...

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Permalink Reply by Pirate Bard on August 15, 2010 at 6:13pm

Wow... I second that. Definitive proof there is no god...

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Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on August 16, 2010 at 10:51pm

Heh. I haven't been rickrolled in at least six hours!

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Permalink Reply by Jennifer Nicole on August 17, 2010 at 8:32pm

You even warned it was a rickroll, and I still fell for it. D;

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Permalink Reply by Rob van Senten on August 15, 2010 at 11:46am

Why do people still bite the inside of their own mouth: Because there is no god.

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Permalink Reply by Pirate Bard on August 15, 2010 at 6:09pm

My father, a lively, happy, healthy, loving man of merely 58 years, died of a sudden heart attack 2 weeks ago. His mother, a woman in extremely advanced stages of Parkinson's Disease with virtually no mobility, no short-term memory, cognitive ability that is slim to none at this point, and is now in full-time Hospice care "could live another two or three years" according to doctors: because there is no god.

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Permalink Reply by Jack Matirko on August 15, 2010 at 6:51pm

We talk, eat, and breathe through the same hole ... Because there is no god.

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Permalink Reply by Prog Rock Girl on August 15, 2010 at 7:26pm

A playground and a sewer in the same place. Because there is no god.

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Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on August 16, 2010 at 10:55pm

Ha!

Intermission, and time for a joke:

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer were arguing over what type of engineer god was.

The ME pointed to the body's intricate skeletal/muscular system and proudly stated that god must have been an ME.

The EE said that was ok but he felt that the brain and nervous system were of such incredible design and complexity that god had to be an EE.

The ME and the EE both looked at the Civil engineer who was smiling at their discussion. "I suppose you think god was a civil engineer" they said.

"Of course" replied the CE. "Who else would run a sewer system through a major recreational area"?

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Permalink Reply by Howard S. Dunn on August 15, 2010 at 11:13pm

Testicles in a soft sac on the OUTSIDE of the body - because there is no god.
No ON/OFF spigot on them either - because there is no god.
Religion - because there is no god.