Coulter is Christian, and has never specified her denomination, but it's clear she worships at the Church of the Unwarranted Assumption.
Don't you mean The Church of the Presumptuous Assumption of the BLINDING LIGHT!
Oh, Blinding Light!
Oh, Light that blinds!
I cannot see!
LOOK OUT FOR ME!
At least the Firesign Theater was funny. Honestly, these guys in the GOP scare the fuck outta me.
I spend a few evenings with the Firesigns and had all of the albums. One, as you know, went into soap opera acting. The others just kind of drifted away. They had a kind of wild and crazy house up in the Hollywood Hills. Being Aries, I fit right in. ;-)
Is that the same as the Church of the False Assumption?
Tell me this, though. Does she put out for guys who promise to bring her the head of a famous liberal on a silver platter?