Amusing Responses You Got From People When You Came Out About Being An Atheist.

I thougt It would be interesting to see some of the more comical responses people have received upon coming out. I'll start things off with my favorite.

I was about 16 and a guy in class found out that I didn't believe in god and he came up to me and asked

Boy: "So do you really not believe in god"

Me: "No."

Boy: "So.... You worship the devil?!"

I got this one in one form or another many times..... Gotta love the bible belt! :)


Scott

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Permalink Reply by Tyler Durden on February 10, 2009 at 6:32pm
Heh, never got that response yet. I probably will soon.

Anyway, one time in school, my History teacher asks with a show of hands who believes in God.

I'm the only one who doesn't raise his hand.
One kid goes "You're an ATHIEST!?"
I say "Yes."
His response?
"FAG!"
Everyone laughs, and I pinch the skin between my eyebrows.
Permalink Reply by EccentricSM on February 10, 2009 at 7:29pm
Doesn't suprise me man. I can't believe your teacher asked that question though. He had to know he was opening someone up for that one. Hey, it could be worse, could have been the teacher that said it I suppose....
Permalink Reply by Tyler Durden on February 13, 2009 at 9:19pm
Yeah, he was describing Communism when he asked it... it was pretty funny now that I look back at it.

This one kid, after I told him I was an Athiest, asked: "So if god came out of nowhere, slapped you in the face, and told you to believe, would you?"

me: "Well, that hasn't happened now, has it?"

kid: "........"
Permalink Reply by Ann N. on November 3, 2011 at 11:17am

LOL!

 

Permalink Reply by anagama on August 9, 2011 at 10:49am

Brain fry him:

 

Q:  Is god all-powerful, so much so there is nothing he can't do?

A:  Yes.

Q:  Can god make a stone so heavy that even he can't pick it up?

Permalink Reply by Olga Spelts (Human Bean) on June 10, 2010 at 12:23pm
Homophobic slurs and atheist discrimination mixed together.
Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on November 25, 2010 at 5:42am
Of course - where do you suppose the vast majority of homophobia COMES FROM in the first place???
Permalink Reply by Stanley Post on February 8, 2011 at 8:31am

"where do you suppose the vast majority of homophobia COMES FROM in the first place???"

 

BINGO!! :)

Permalink Reply by Misty Dawn Sparkman on July 21, 2011 at 2:45pm
True that!
Permalink Reply by Carli M. on September 11, 2011 at 8:18pm
One of my favorite quotes from Hitch's memior: ""What is it you most dislike? Stupidity, especially in its nastiest forms of racism and superstition."
Permalink Reply by Eduardo on February 10, 2009 at 7:46pm
When talking to my dad:
-Dad, I have a friend who is an atheist.
-Well, he surely doesn't even believe in his own mother.
-I am an atheist and I believe in my mother.
-No you're not.
-...
Permalink Reply by EccentricSM on February 10, 2009 at 7:48pm
LoL. Sounds like a conversation one would have about coming out about being gay.

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