Amusing Responses You Got From People When You Came Out About Being An Atheist.

I thougt It would be interesting to see some of the more comical responses people have received upon coming out. I'll start things off with my favorite.

I was about 16 and a guy in class found out that I didn't believe in god and he came up to me and asked

Boy: "So do you really not believe in god"

Me: "No."

Boy: "So.... You worship the devil?!"

I got this one in one form or another many times..... Gotta love the bible belt! :)


Scott

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I have gotten the, "You do believe in god!" response many times.  I usually counter with, "I don't and neither do you.  You know deep down that god doesn't exist."  That really seems to get xians flustered.
A quick punch to the throat will take care of this problem. Then remind her to 'turn the other cheek'
I'm actually a descendant of Roger Williams.
The one that annoys me most: "I'll pray for you". Grrrrrrrr.
I usually respond with," And I'll think for you."
Oh, that's good...
ooo, I like, alot. mind if I steal this and use it?
Fine by me. I got it from other people smarter than myself. LOL
Man, that's good.
stealing it
Nice!
When I told my parents I was an atheist their first reaction was "who have you been talking to?!?!"

As if I couldn't come up with that conclusion on my own, someone had to INFLUENCE me. It's sad, really.

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