Amusing Responses You Got From People When You Came Out About Being An Atheist.

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Permalink Reply by Tyler Durden on February 10, 2009 at 6:32pm

Heh, never got that response yet. I probably will soon.

Anyway, one time in school, my History teacher asks with a show of hands who believes in God.

I'm the only one who doesn't raise his hand.
One kid goes "You're an ATHIEST!?"
I say "Yes."
His response?
"FAG!"
Everyone laughs, and I pinch the skin between my eyebrows.

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Permalink Reply by EccentricSM on February 10, 2009 at 7:29pm

Doesn't suprise me man. I can't believe your teacher asked that question though. He had to know he was opening someone up for that one. Hey, it could be worse, could have been the teacher that said it I suppose....

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Permalink Reply by Tyler Durden on February 13, 2009 at 9:19pm

Yeah, he was describing Communism when he asked it... it was pretty funny now that I look back at it.

This one kid, after I told him I was an Athiest, asked: "So if god came out of nowhere, slapped you in the face, and told you to believe, would you?"

me: "Well, that hasn't happened now, has it?"

kid: "........"

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Permalink Reply by Ann N. on November 3, 2011 at 11:17am

LOL!

 

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Permalink Reply by anagama on August 9, 2011 at 10:49am

Brain fry him:

 

Q:  Is god all-powerful, so much so there is nothing he can't do?

A:  Yes.

Q:  Can god make a stone so heavy that even he can't pick it up?

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Permalink Reply by Olga Spelts (Human Bean) on June 10, 2010 at 12:23pm

Homophobic slurs and atheist discrimination mixed together.

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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on November 25, 2010 at 5:42am

Of course - where do you suppose the vast majority of homophobia COMES FROM in the first place???

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Permalink Reply by Stanley Post on February 8, 2011 at 8:31am

"where do you suppose the vast majority of homophobia COMES FROM in the first place???"

 

BINGO!! :)

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Permalink Reply by Misty Dawn Sparkman on July 21, 2011 at 2:45pm

True that!

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Permalink Reply by Quantitative Philosopher on September 11, 2011 at 8:18pm

One of my favorite quotes from Hitch's memior: ""What is it you most dislike? Stupidity, especially in its nastiest forms of racism and superstition."

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Permalink Reply by Eduardo on February 10, 2009 at 7:46pm

When talking to my dad:
-Dad, I have a friend who is an atheist.
-Well, he surely doesn't even believe in his own mother.
-I am an atheist and I believe in my mother.
-No you're not.
-...

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Permalink Reply by EccentricSM on February 10, 2009 at 7:48pm

LoL. Sounds like a conversation one would have about coming out about being gay.

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