A Punny Thing Happened on the Way to "Husband of Words Association"

As I attempted to catch up (from scratch, natch), I noticed several spots where I could have added puns to the comments. Reaching my point of critical mass (No offense to my fellow nontheists), I could take no more. By the way, is Critical Mass when the priest complains about your behavior?

 

Feel free to comment as needed, but the primary purpose is to add what you missed posting there. Please note the page of the discussion when posting.

 

I decided to begin this sidebar as a means to punnish everyone. I will start on page 16.

 

I can Toscanini if you can Khachaturian.

 

If Toscanini scared away Khachaturian, could you say he made Chicken Khachaturian???

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Permalink Reply by Bill Hebner on March 5, 2010 at 9:33am
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Cerveza


"Bartender! Just put the beer on my bill..."

Hope he didn't duck out on his tab...

After a few of these, he went to the juke box to play Aflac of Seagulls
Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on March 5, 2010 at 9:42am
That just quacks me up!
Permalink Reply by Bill Hebner on March 5, 2010 at 10:16am
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Peach tea baggers?

Is this the female equivalent of balls in the face?
Permalink Reply by Bill Hebner on March 5, 2010 at 11:02am
Actually, it's a pun version. 1.0, I'd say.
Permalink Reply by Bill Hebner on March 8, 2010 at 12:32am
An apt pun-ishment.
Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on March 8, 2010 at 12:58pm
I knew Robert Asprin when he was Yang the Nauseating!
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on March 8, 2010 at 1:37pm
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Reply by carver on February 10, 2010 at 9:14pm

I like my vice with ice.

Culture Jamming Graffiti - Word To Your Mother
see more Hacked IRL - Truth in Sarcasm
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on March 8, 2010 at 1:47pm
Page 7: Reply by The Nerd on February 15, 2010 at 8:57pm

Dancing Queen!


Nothing really mattress
anyone can see...

----Bohemian Napsody
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on March 8, 2010 at 1:57pm
Page 15: Reply by funk Q on February 19, 2010 at 3:19pm

Sewlongitsbeangoodtoknowya!

Ourfeetarethesame!
Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on March 8, 2010 at 2:18pm
How do you Bach a Chicken Khachaturian? In a Hovhaness?
Permalink Reply by Little Name Atheist on March 8, 2010 at 2:20pm
Page 36: Reply by Allison706 on March 2, 2010 at 4:14pm

I really want to know (Who are you? Who, who, who who?)

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